allyofrps:

ok but mg muse a is a 1st year kindergarten teacher and muse b’s son/daughter is in her class and muse b is a single father and is HELLA troubled. He never planned on having kids and only found out recently that he had a kid at all a few weeks ago bc he had accidentally knocked some girl up during high school and she never bothered to tell him but now she’s gone and their son/daughter is dumped on him and it’s ANGSTY FATHER/CHILD BONDING and fUCK he’s probs so rude to muse a when they first meet and its just…. im hurt

rebeccabreeds:

ok but i need a plot where there’s these two idiots who are roommates, and they bicker and act like a married couple constantly, and can hang out like bros but they’re completely platonic, no we’re not in love that’s preposterous!! and it’s so evident that they’re into each other like whenever one goes out on a date, the other is all bitter like ‘no i’m definitely not jealous’. and they like leave bars together at some stupidly early hour and their friends tease them and they just go home and get drunk together instead. and like domestic washing the dishes and fighting over who does what and flinging soap at each other. and then one day it kind of just clicks, you know, like wow you’re my best friend but i think i might love you as more this is so difficult and just, give this to me now.

jaesama:

jaesama:

some prompts you can take if you want

• I suggested we play spin the bottle so i could kiss you, but now everyone else is kissing you except me
• I meant to grab the popcorn, not your crotch, sorry
• I had a bad dream about you so now i’m calling to make sure you’re ok
• there’s a real creep at the club trying to hit me up right now and you look pretty fit so pls pretend to be my date so he can leave
• we were supposed to make fettuccini but you’re a child that likes to start food fights apparently
• okay i get it. you’re sorry. now stop serenading me and trying to climb up to my bedroom at 1am. you’re gonna hurt yourself.
• I see you got stood up and I feel bad for you so let’s have a drink
• I accidently fell asleep on your shoulder on the train and now you probably think i’m weird
• I put my love letter in your locker by mistake. It was meant for your friend, not you. Can I have it back now?
• I don’t know you, but you smell amazing and now I can’t stop smelling you, but now you’re looking at me like I’m some kind of freak.
• You’ve never seen Titanic before, so now I’m gonna make you watch it.
• I always hear you singing on your balcony (below mine) every morning, but suddenly you’ve stopped?
• You’ve got some chocolate on the side of your lip, but I’m not sure if I wanna tell you because you look so cute.
• I have an audition for a love/romantic scene and you’re the only one around who can help me.
• I made a joke about one of your biggest insecurities and now I feel like an asshole. Can I make it up to you?
• I was cleaning up and I found an old birthday card I gave to you years ago. Why did you keep it?
• I was trying to be cool, but I sprained my leg and now you’re carrying me on your back to the infirmary to aid me.
• I gave you the most heartfelt love letter, but you gave it back to me with spelling and punctuation corrections?!
• I’ve never kissed anyone before and now you’ve caught me in the bathroom pretending to kiss the mirror.

more prompts I came up with over the weekend

• I’m short and I really need that box of macaroni on the top shelf and you’re the only tall person in the aisle.
• I have no idea who you are but we keep running into each other today at the theme park and now im wondering if its fate?
• You said you made “brownies” for my birthday and now we’re high as a fucking kite??
• I know I’m the one who suggested we watch a scary movie, but now I can’t sleep. Can I sleep in your room?
• I came as a Jedi for a Halloween party and now there’s a person dressed as Darth Vader trying to hit me up.
• I was listening to the radio and I heard you make a request for me, but I have no clue who you are?
• I suggested we go to the beach but everyone is checking you out in your swimsuit and now i’m jealous, but i can’t say anything because we’re not even dating.
• There’s a myth that couples that kiss when they reach the top of a ferris wheel will stay together forever….but i obviously don’t believe that stuff….obviously.
• Um excuse me? This is a library. Can you and your noisey friends stop coming in everyday just to be a disturbance?
• I’m the lowest rank in our class and you’re the highest and now I’m literally on my knees begging you to help tutor me!!
• I meant to tie my shoe, but somehow my hair got caught on to the button of your trousers and now my face is in your crotch area.
• I wanted to make you cookies, but they turned to shit but you’re still eating them anyway.
• It’s pouring rain outside the club and we’re both drunk, but there’s only one taxi cab left for the night.
• I meant to pretend to drown so you could save me, but now I’m actually drowning!
• I may or may not have lied and told you I was scared of bears just so you could sleep in the same tent as me.
• I told you I’ve never slow danced before and now you’re showing me how in the middle of your kitchen late at night.
• You forgot to pay the electricity bill and now our lights just went off. What now?

rebeccabreeds:

ok but a “you’re my best friend’s girl and i know i should stay away but i liked you first and god dammit i want you (oh and i’m a much better fuck let me prove it too you)”

blythesthetics:

so I need a ‘you’re a person of high wealth/status and I legally married you at a courthouse the night before your wedding because you found out your fiancé is trying to dupe you and your family out of money/ruin your reputation as a revenge plot because of an old family rivalry and they’re not legally entitled to your assets if you’re already legally married to someone else and you agreed to pay me a high sum of money for this and I have a lot of debt so I didn’t pass up the deal but then your ex hits back at you in the media and we have to keep up the charade of being married and you agree to keep paying me money for it but oops I think I might be enjoying more than just the money and oops you’re starting to grow fond of me and this wasn’t part of the deal shit fuck’ plot please and thank you

starsandcosmos:

Ok but like a soulmates plot where Muse A is this guy with messy hair and a love of flannels and combat boots and hates all things soulmates because his mom believed in it so much and all that got him was a dead beat missing father and a broken hearted mom. The second a name appeared on his 13th birthday, he covered it up and refused to look. And then he meets Muse B who is this soft spoken but firey ball of moonlight and he knows that she used to be sunshine and sundresses and mary janes and then a stupid ass jock broke her heart and now Muse B hides in to big sweaters and dirty converse and too much eyeliner. So despite having know idea why he has this urge to just like know her, Muse A befriends her and they start hanging out constantly and she’s just a wreck of getting drunk off wine coolers and hiding her tears in the sleeves of her sweaters and soon he falls hard. They sneak into parks and go to concerts and walks through the woods behind her house and he sees everything those assholes missed and he’s never hated anyone more than the man who broke her spirit. But with him suddenly she’s laughing again and smiling and just looking at him in those ways that make his fucking heart stop. But like he knows she’s too good for him and deserves so much more so he just swears to be her best friend, her anything. And one night when tucking her into bed after Muse B gets wasted and finally admits how much she’s been hurt, he sees it. Spots it while tucking sheets around ankles adorned with cute, kitschy socks. His name. Scrawled across skin and suddenly it all makes sense and holy fuck he actually loves this girl and the universe knows too.  And then from there who knows???? I had a lot of Au emotions today fam.

martinezruby:

❄ muse a is sick of their family making fun of them and saying that they’re going to end up with 28 cats someday at every family gathering they’ve ever attended. enter muse b, a charismatic (and sometimes flirty) coworker who muse a pays to be their “date” for the holidays optional: “oops, i just kissed you in front of my family because they were pestering us and i’m not sure if you felt what i did, but wow”

❄ muse a is throwing a christmas party and now it’s almost 4 am and the music still hasn’t stopped and, frankly, muse b is over it

❄ muse a slips and falls on a patch of ice on their way to buy some egg nog & cookie dough and thinks their wrist might be broken. muse b happens to be walking by as this happens and initially laughs at muse a for being so clumsy before realizing it might be serious and now they’re the asshole who laughed at a hurt person

❄ muse a’s car breaks down in a small town they’re passing through to get to their parents’ house for thanksgiving/christmas dinner. muse b works in the restaurant right down the street that muse a happens to walk into to borrow a phone, but comes to find out that there’s no mechanic doing business this late at night/this close to the holidays, but muse b offers to help (could offer to fix the car/drive muse a to their parents’ it’s really up to you)

❄ muse a and muse b are in the same friend group and everyone has been trying to get them together for months. cue the christmas party where the two are – quite literally – shoved under an arch with mistletoe hanging over them

❄ muse a and muse b are coworkers who never really got along, but at the office holiday party they both get a little too drunk and end up in the same bed the next morning

❄ muse a doesn’t have a significant other to kiss at midnight, as usual. new year’s comes along and they decide to all go downtown and barhop for the night. when the countdown rolls around, muse a still has no one, until muse b grabs them and kisses them as the clock hits 12. optional: they never exchange names or numbers, but muse a goes back to that same bar the following new year’s with the hopes that muse b maybe wanted to see them again, too

❄ muse a has always been attracted to their coworker, muse b, that much is clear to most everyone who works there. when they’re the only people assigned to work christmas eve and only have three customers the whole shift, they realize just how much they have in common optional: or ^don’t have in common

deadends:

_{‘tis the season for ‘ i didn’t know my bestie had a hot older sibling but they’re home from college for the holidays and they just strolled into the kitchen with bed head and a gravelly voice and now i might die ’ plots and also ‘ i didn’t know my sibling had a hot younger bestie but i’m home from college for the holidays and they just strolled into the kitchen with bed head and a gravelly voice and now i might die ’ plots}