snapslikethis:

alrightevans:

social media aus make everything better lmao literally imagine the harry potter books + social media. second year someone snapchats a picture of literal death threats written on the walls in blood captioned ‘’hogwarts its the safest place in the world’ lmao bitch where??’ fourth year #potterstinks is trending locally on twitter. sixth year story gets out about harry’s conversation with snape and everybody in the gryffindor group chat changes their name to ‘roonil wazlib’ for a week. draco bitching about harry on yik yak as if the entire school doesn’t know for a fact its him. 

#in harry’s first year someone develops a snapchat filter for a lightning bolt scar and green eyes#‘there’s no need to call my sir professor’ becomes everyone’s facebook status in sixth year#also! the daily prophet as like a buzzfeed site#in fifth year there are titles like 10 Worst Lies Harry Potter Ever Told#mainly tho i want to see draco’s fake dementor fail in third year becoming a meme (kneelb4kesha)

selcaboys:

bc i need inspiration

• “I’ll protect you.”
• “You always duck away when you smile.”
• “Like I expected, you’re much comfier than my pillow.”
• “I’m nervous too.”
• “Do you like it?”
• “Let me hug you.”
• “Piggy back ride?”
• “I want to kiss all of the freckles on your cute face.”
• “Can you keep holding my hand, please?”
• “Wait, the tears are good tears?”
• “I think you look cuter with me.”
• “I won’t forget this moment.”
• “This is where we first met isn’t it?”
• “I’ve always wanted to thank you, but was never sure how.”
• “If you’re happy then okay.”
• “Let’s share.”
• “It wouldn’t be the same without you.”
• “Everything ends up being about you somehow.”
• “It tastes like…. You tried…. I’ll eat it. It’s a good attempt. Really.”
• “Why are you hiding against me like this?”
• “I heard you weren’t having that great of a day… These are your favorite candies, right?”
• “Ah, the puppy dog face. Check mate, huh?”
• “Quit poking my sides; you know I’m ticklish!”
• “Your hair is sticking out everywhere. Cute.” 
• “Wait, let me get a picture of you there.”
• “If you need my shoulder, or my hand, or a hug-”
• “Kiss me again.”
• “I’m sorry, but it was too funny for me to intervene.”
• “It doesn’t matter what they think, I just care about what you think.”
• “You can ask me as much as you want, I’ll say I love you each time.”
• “I’m glad you were here with me.” 
• “That trip looked hilarious– but also kinda painful; you okay?”
• “I called you because I can’t fall asleep.”
• “I let you win.”
• “You look good in it.”
• “Don’t look away from me.”
• “I’m not jealous, I’m just practicing my pout.”
• “I just want to hug you.”
• “You’ve kissed me like fifty times today.”
• “You love me.”
• “Can we be alone for a bit?”
• “The stars wish they were as bright as you.”
• “You make me cliche, but I love it I guess.”
• “I’d feel better if you kissed me.”
• “You’re overthinking– I’m yours. That’s all I want to be.”
• “You’re my favorite.”
• “You want to take another selfie?”
• “I’d let you if you asked.”
• “Since it’s you, I’m gonna let it go.”
• “My only regret is not telling you I loved you sooner.”

send a sentence and a name!! x

bloodbarbies:

mclancholia:

plot where muse a is a young writer who is struggling with adequately capturing emotions and feelings due to her never having been in any sort of relationship. she’s trying to create a modern-day love tale for her two characters, but all her ideas come out as unoriginal and inauthentic. she has daydreamed, sure, but something about her prose comes across as insincere. it isn’t raw enough, it doesn’t draw from real experience. she tells muse b this drunkenly at a bar one night, and he makes a wild proposal. they form an agreement that he will guide her in the next few weeks, written as her romantic interest, contriving dozens of different types of meet-cutes and date scenarios (and maybe a dramatic savior scene with a little bit of danger). these two goofs go around the city fabricating interactions like improv students, all the while muse a is learning a lot (and pausing to interject dialogue and say “—-and then he should toss the coin in!”). muse b, however, might have become convinced somewhere between the theatre hand-holding (replete with witty banter) and the feigned we surivived sex after a mugging. 

hcrrornights:

‘i’m in the apartment across from you and we’ve been flirting casually for the past two months and who was that leaving your apartment? i’m actually really annoyed, what the fuck’ plot

trickormemes:

Animal Crossing: Pocket Camp sentence starters

92starters
feel free to change gender pronouns
‘read-more’ added for length

• “Tell me a story!”
• “Donuts! Hot dogs! Pie! Cakes! ARGH! Why can’t I stop thinking about food?!”
  
• “Did you mistake me for a cuddly and adorable toy just now? Don’t worry. When you’re as cute as I am, you get used to that kind of thing happening all the time.”
  
• “You sure know how to get someone’s attention!”
  
• “You’d really give this to me? I must be the luckiest girl in the world!”
  
• “The longer and more annoying your method of brewing coffee is, the better it tastes. It’s science!”
  
• “Getting tired, _____? Just remember there’s no harm in taking a breather.”
  
• “Oh, man… You’re making me feel feelings again. Haven’t felt those in years.”
  
• “No complaints here! I’m just taking a load off, breathing in the fresh air, and watching the world go by…”
  
• “Well, well, well… What can I do for you?”
  
• “Should we invent something? Destroy something? Invent something that destroys things?”
  
• “Wow, you take the cake when it comes to friendship. Mmm… cake.”
  
• “Do you have some new gossip?”
  
• “When you think of winter, what’s the first thing that comes to mind? For me it’s sitting in front of a big ol’ roaring fire, eating marshmallows. Don’t judge me!”
  
• “Hmm… I just can’t decide what to do today…”
  
• “I’ve got two words for you: you rule… a lot. Wait, was that more than two?”
  
• “Ever had a song stuck in your head for so long you started to wonder if a tiny singer was living in there? I wouldn’t mind it so much if he coughed up some rent.”
• “I’ve been lazing away around here for hours. What can I say? It’s my favorite way to spend the day!”
• “Hey! You can cook, can’t you? Excellent! ‘Cause I can eat. We’re a match made in heaven.”
  
• “I can only think of one thing that’d make it even better… MORE SNACKS!”
• “I see you’re still out and about, _____. I like the way you think.”
  
• “What are you doing up this late? Nevermind… People in glass houses shouldn’t call the kettle black and all that.”
  
• “Hey, _____… What’s the most special place in the world to you?”
  
• “Burning the midnight oil, eh, _____? Oh, come on. It used to be a common expression!”
  
• “Bah, whatever. Don’t listen to your headphones too loud, kiddo, or you’ll end up like me!”
  
• “You know, _____, I know being friends with me is a gift in itself… but here’s a little something to sweeten the deal!”
• “We don’t always have to talk about training, you know. There’s plenty of other stuff goin’ on!  Like… um… You know… How ‘bout the weather? …Uhhhhh… Sorry! I’m out of my element!”
  
• “Hey, what’s up? Something on your mind?”
  
• “Listen, _____—I just want to warn you that I have a tendency to be a little… needy. It’s not that I’m super selfish or anything like that! I’m always happy to share with a friend. I’ve just found the best way to make friends is to ask them for stuff!”
  
• “When I really think about it, I realize you always do so much for me. That’s why I prepared you this little thank-you gift! So… thank you!”
  
• “Whoa, you’re giving this to me? That’s amazing!”
  
• “Traveling is nothing if not entertaining, am I right? You never know what kinds of peeps you’re gonna run into out in the world.”
  
• “Whenever I meet someone new, I can’t help but wonder, “What’s your story?”“
  
• “You’ve been such a big help! Let me know when I can return the favor.”
  
• “Hey, you! What are you standing around here for? Go have some fun already!”
  
• “You did it! And it’s not easy to get your hands on stuff like this.”
  
• “Wanna hear something funny? …Uh-oh. I totally forgot what I was gonna say. That’s too bad. Guess it wasn’t so funny after all!”
  
• “Oh, man. The ocean is just so magnificent and powerful at night. Like a perfectly executed burpee…”
  
• “You know what I’ve figured out? That traveling is a great way to make new friends.”
  
• “It’s a beautiful day! Isn’t it, _____? Where I come from, they call this “favor weather”!”
  

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grinchywrites:

someone pls give me a plot where muse a has had so much shit happen in their life that it’s fuckin with their mindset and how they now perceive life in such a negative aspect and can’t seem to find out where they are going in life until they meet muse b at a concert that they were dragged to by their friends and muse a and b spend the whole night talking about literally everything and it’s just like something inside of muse a lights up and the good in them surfaces around muse b because they are such a breath of fresh air. muse b is ambitious and passionate and reminds muse a of why it’s so good to be alive and they’re complete opposites but find things to talk about constantly and literally go everywhere together and whenever muse a wakes up in the middle of the night in cold sweats from a bad dream muse b picks up the phone after the first ring even though they have work in a few hours and yeah i just need pureness ok thnx

leomusings:

i want a medieval plot where muse A is a prince or a princess, their family has been in royalty for years. they and their kingdom are very tight knit. muse B is part of the family that has been serving the royal family, and they had grown up with muse A. one night, they notice tension in the kingdom like any other. the throne is being taken. the soldiers are too busy occupied with fighting off the army that has come to take the castle, so muse B rushes to muse A’s room to lead them out of the secret tunnel hidden in case of emergency. give me hiding out, fake names, having to hide in alleys, fending for themselves and having to travel to different cities because muse A is the last of royal blood and being threatened at every turn.