Tag: fw/gw
theysaidtheseathogwartsprobably:
Hermione Granger: How do Fred and George usually get out of their messes?
Ron Weasley: They don’t.
Ron Weasley: They just make a bigger mess that cancels out the first one.
Molly: I thought I told you, take your crazy experiments outside!
Fred: But then we’d have to deal with wind factor, bird strike, sibling interference…
George: There are just too many variables!
person a: this was your idea; it’s your fault.
person b: you know how impulsive i am; it’s your fault for not stopping me.
fred and george totally have a podcast where they talk about subjects they know literally nothing about as though they are experts for half an hour
modern day harry potter au where fred and george become famous in the muggle world for their ridiculous vines that no one can figure out how they’re pulling off

















