what if you’re giving birth to twins and it’s the end of daylights savings day and the older twin was born first but the second twin travels back in time and is born an hour before the first twin, would that be fucked up or what.
I don’t even remember typing this holy shit
Being born physically later, but chronologically older is a fucking power move if I’ve ever heard of one.
1. Ached – suffer from a continuous dull pain 2. Aroused – evoke or awaken (a feeling, emotion, or response) 3. Awakened – rouse (a feeling) 4. Braced – to prepare yourself physically or mentally 5. Brushed – touch lightly and gently 6. Captured – take into one’s possession or control by force 7. Caressed – touch or stroke gently or lovingly 8. Clasped – grasp tightly with one’s hand 9. Clenched – grasp tightly, especially with the hands or between the teeth 10. Clinged – hold on tightly to 11. Clutched – grasp or seize tightly or eagerly 12. Coaxed – use flattery or gradual persuasion to obtain something from 13. Commanded – give an authoritative order 14. Convulsed – to have an experience in which the muscles in your body shake in a way that you are not able to control 15. Cradled – hold gently and protectively 16. Craved – feel a powerful desire for 17. Cried – shout or scream 18. Cuddled – hold close in one’s arms as a way of showing love or affection 19. Curled – form or cause to form into a curved or spiral shape 20. Darted – move suddenly or rapidly 21. Desired – want (someone) sexually 22. Devoured – to consume greedily or avidly with the senses or mind 23. Eased – move carefully, gradually, or gently 24. Electrified – impress greatly; thrill 25. Enchanted – fill (someone) with great delight; charm 26. Encircled – form a circle around; surround 27. Entwined – wind or twist together; interweave 28. Filled – become an overwhelming presence in 29. Flooded – arrive in overwhelming amounts or quantities 30. Fluttered – move or fall with a light irregular or trembling motion 31. Fused – join or blend to form a single entity 32. Galvanized – shock or excite (someone), typically into taking action 33. Gasped – inhale suddenly with the mouth open, out of pain or astonishment 34. Gazed – look steadily and intently, especially in admiration, surprise, or thought 35. Grabbed – grasp or seize suddenly and roughly 36. Grasped – seize and hold firmly 37. Grazed – to touch or rub something lightly 38. Gripped – take and keep a firm hold of; grasp tightly 39. Groaned – make a deep inarticulate sound 40. Growled – say something in a low grating voice 41. Hauled – pull or drag with effort or force 42. Heaved – to breathe in and breathe out (a sigh) in a slow or loud way 43. Hissed – make a sharp sibilant sound as of the letter s 44. Immersed – involve oneself deeply in a particular activity or interest 45. Incited – urge or persuade 46. Inhaled – breathe in 47. Intoxicated – emotionally excited, elated, or exhilarated (as by great joy or extreme pleasure) 48. Jerked – a quick, sharp pull, thrust, twist, throw, or the like; a sudden movement 49. Kissed – touch with the lips as a sign of love, sexual desire, reverence, or greeting 50. Lapped – to take in with the tongue; lick in 51. Laved – bathe 52. Licked – pass the tongue over, typically in order to taste, moisten, or clean it 53. Lunged – to thrust forward; cause to move with a lunge 54. Massaged – rub and knead (a person or part of the body) with the hands 55. Melted – make or become more tender or loving 56. Moaned – make a long, low sound expressing physical or sexual pleasure. 57. Murmured – say something in a low, soft, or indistinct voice 58. Nibbled – to bite at gently and repeatedly 59. Nipped – pinch, squeeze, or bite sharply 60. Nuzzled – rub or push against gently with the nose and mouth 61. Overwhelmed – give too much of a thing to (someone); inundate 62. Parted – move away from each other. 63. Penetrated – succeed in forcing a way into or through 64. Plunged – push or thrust quickly 65. Pounded – strike or hit heavily and repeatedly 66. Pulsed – throb rhythmically; pulsate 67. Pummeled – strike repeatedly 68. Rammed – roughly force into place 69. Ravished – fill (someone) with intense delight; enrapture 70. Reddened – make or become red 71. Relished – enjoy greatly 72. Restrained – kept under control; prevented from freedom of movement or action 73. Revealed – cause or allow to be seen. 74. Reveled – get great pleasure from 75. Roamed – (of a person’s eyes or hands) pass lightly over something without stopping 76. Roared – utter a full, deep, prolonged cry. 77. Rocked – move gently to and fro or from side to side 78. Roused – cause to feel angry or excited 79. Rubbed – to subject the surface of person to pressure and friction 80. Sated –
satisfy a desire to the full
81. Savored –
taste and enjoy it completely
82. Scratched –
to cut or damage a surface or your skin slightly with or on something sharp or rough
83. Seeped –
to pass, flow, or ooze gradually
84. Shivered –
shake slightly and uncontrollably
85. Shoved –
push roughly
86. Shuddered –
tremble convulsively
87. Sighed –
emit a long, deep, audible breath
88. Skimmed –
go or move quickly and lightly over or on a surface
89. Skyrocketed –
increase very steeply or rapidly
90. Slammed –
push or put somewhere with great force
91.
Snuggled – to lie or press closely, as for comfort or from affection
92. Soothed –
gently calm (a person or their feelings)
93. Squeezed –
firmly press, typically with one’s fingers
94. Squirmed – wriggle or twist the body from side to side
95. Stripped –
remove all coverings from
96. Stirred – move or cause to move slightly
97. Stimulated –
to rouse to action or effort, as by encouragement or pressure 98. Stroked –
move one’s hand with gentle pressure over 99. Stunned –
astonish or shock (someone) so that they are temporarily unable to react
100. Succumbed –
fail to resist
101. Sucked – draw into the mouth by contracting the muscles of the lip and mouth to make a partial vacuum
102. Surged –
move suddenly and powerfully forward or upward
103. Surrendered –
cease resistance to (someone) and submit to their authority
104. Swirled –
move in a twisting or spiraling pattern
105. Tasted –
perceive or experience the flavor of 106. Teased –
pretending to do something, often in a playful way
107. Tempted –
attract; allure
108. Thrashed –
move in a violent and convulsive way
109. Thrilled –
cause (someone) to have a sudden feeling of excitement and pleasure
110. Throbbed –
beat with a strong, regular rhythm; pulsate steadily
111. Tickled – lightly touch or prod (someone) in a way that causes itching and often laughter
112. Tightened –
make or become tight or tighter
113. Tingled –
experience or cause to experience a slight prickling or stinging sensation
114. Toyed –
to amuse oneself; play
115. Trailed –
to tread down or make a path through
116. Transfixed –
to make or hold motionless with amazement, awe
117. Trembled –
shake involuntarily, typically as a result of anxiety, excitement, or frailty
118. Tugged –
pull hard or suddenly.
119. Twitched –
give or cause to give a short, sudden jerking or convulsive movement
120. Urged –
try earnestly or persistently to persuade (someone) to do something
121. Whimpered –
cry with low, plaintive, broken sounds
122. Whispered –
speak very softly using one’s breath without one’s vocal cords 123. Wiggled –
move or cause to move up and down or from side to side with small rapid movements
124. Worshiped –
show reverence and adoration for
125. Wriggled –
twist and turn with quick writhing movements
126. Writhed –
make continual twisting, squirming movements or contortions of the body
127. Yanked – pull with a jerk 128. Yearned – have an intense feeling of longing for something
129. Zapped –
cause to move suddenly and rapidly
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[Fred throws a piece of toast at Hermione]
Hermione: What are you twelve?
Fred: Yeah. On a Scale of one to Ten. [winks]